Thursday, April 17, 2008

One Night at B2-118

Stupid song in the player, Satisfy your girlfriend titled spam in the mailbox, heaps of tea-cups, scattered IEEE papers, dust covered books, empty register and half read novel lying on the table surmise this night along with the processor of my ancient computer which at this moment( for you reading, it will be that moment) is trying to decode some alien message hidden inside a video in which Arnold Schwarzenegger on his Harley Davidson jumps from the bridge. Don't scratch your head, the video is from Terminator 2.

What so special about this night? Actually everything, it is very much similar to the nights before the judgment day as shown in Terminator 2. Just the same way, Arnold with that stupid kid whose hair were poking his eyes, and sexy Linda Hamilton was preparing for the final encounter with bad Cyborg, Robert Patrick; I am trying to start my bachelor's project soon to be defended in the panel which will be comprising of many species which are 100 times villainous than bad Cyborg of Terminator 2 or cruel aliens of War of the worlds.

But unlike the movie, there is noone even remotely resembling Linda Hamilton to help me out. It is only me and things mentioned in first paragraph trying to prepare me for coming BTP defense. Hours are passing away with same speed Advertisements are offered to futile Indian cricketers; and the results from my algorithms seems as far as world cup of any sport coming to India. Now just like our news channels wait for some 5-6 year old kid to fall into a tunnel or pit; I am waiting for something to come out of the Arnold's video but my computer is behaving like our politicians keeping me waiting for output. When MATLAB is eating out most of the RAM, Mozilla is angry like Raj Thackrey of MNS demanding reservation of RAM for itself and other sons of Mozilla like download helper etc. Seeing such protests from Mozilla, Moviemaker, Video Converter are asking for allotment of RAM too under the umbrella of OBC and reservation category for less used applications while MSword and Gtalk protesting against such demands of the utility wise backward classes of my computer.

Now I can go on and on just like SRK babbles about his IPL team but I should not; rather since Sachin Tendulkar hopes to play next world cup too, I can also dream to complete my project well before deadline. Holy shit! It is almost dawn but damn my programs; they are not ready to strip naked like Kim Kardashian and show some nice curves.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

hmmmmmmm!!
i jst wana say a single word...." kyaaaaa"!!!
actually i didnt understand d nythng!!!

Vikram said...

lol.... i was sleepy i guess then..or when u ll do ur final thesis sweet little sis, u ll get it ;)

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